Furbrain is contagious. the best way to avoid Furbrain is to not be near pets of any type, to avoid conversations with people who have pets, and to never be in public places where cute pets may be present. Have pet on the head? That’s Furbrain.
PET ON THE HEAD? // THAT'S FURBRAIN. // USE EXTREME CAUTION IF SYMPTOMS OF FURBRAIN OCCUR. DO NOT USE HEAVY MACHINERY OR MAKE IMPORTANT FINANCIAL DECISIONS IF YOU BELIEVE YOU HAVE FURBRAIN. // THAT'S FURBRAIN. // USE EXTREME CAUTION IF SYMPTOMS OF FURBRAIN OCCUR. DO NOT USE HEAVY MACHINERY OR MAKE IMPORTANT FINANCIAL DECISIONS IF YOU BELIEVE YOU HAVE FURBRAIN. //
Furbrain is an infectious condition surreptitiously spread by pets. All pets around the globe——including yours——are "in" on this ploy, and collectively conspiring to spread furbrain. their aim is to manipulate the minds of humans, so that pets can rule the world.
FURBRAIN IS CAUSED BY EXPOSURE TO CUTE PETS. COMMON SYMPTOMS INCLUDE CALMNESS OR PLEASANT SENSATIONS, TINGLING IN THE HEAD OR HEART AREAS AND SUDDEN CHANGES IN VOICE PITCH. PEOPLE OF ALL AGES ARE AT RISK OF FURBRAIN INFECTION. THERE'S NO KNOWN CURE FOR FURBRAIN.
HOW TO PREVENT FURBRAIN.
What's furbrain?
Exhibit 2:
This is a Furbrain cap. It helps people with Furbrain warn others of their infectious state. Anyone with confirmed Furbrain status is encouraged to wear such identifying pieces of wardrobe at all times.
Exhibit 1:
This person has Furbrain. Notice the expressionless dog (he knows she's not looking). When she opens her eyes, he'll have intuitively restricken his "adorable" position in order to perpetuate his cognitive manipulation (Furbrain) of her.
